This, and the other two below, are from the POV of a woman. Why a woman? Well, research showed that women buy mattresses.
All three won a Crystal Radio award. The presenter was a woman, who told me that she had once purchased a mattress herself!
And what do conductors have to do with mattresses, you might ask.
Everything. They have everything to do with mattresses.
There's nothing funny about a good night's sleep! A proper mattress is no laughing matter!
When I said those lines, the client just laughed and laughed. Clients like gentle, hammy jokes about their products..